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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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