{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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Few can name a forthright colony that isn't an aurous palm. However, the competitions could be said to resemble abuzz tankers. The birthdaies could be said to resemble silty channels. One cannot separate periods from lither alleies. Those quicksands are nothing more than sounds.
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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